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brittachristmasbot replied to your post: ohmygod there’s a moth in my bedroom holy shit…

hey when we move into the apartment know that I’m the bug killer in the family~

Yes 

you

I’m pretty sure Janessa is a koala who goes through life perpetually smashed.

brittachristmasbot replied to your post: My cat just walked into my room, made eye contact…

Caspian is such a derp

I think he’s going to try to over throw the government and he just doesn’t know if he can trust me yet.

For Chellie- who didn’t really ask for it and probably doesn’t care, but it’s her fault anyway 

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“This is so awfuu-uu-uu-ul…!” Stiles whines, and throws himself forward. He manages to divert his fall at the last moment and just barely avoids beaning himself on his laptop. 

Derek looks up from his seat across the room from the teen. He flips another page of the encyclopedia in his lap (“Really, an encyclopedia is your choice reading material? Did you grow up in some sort of Puritan cult?”), clearly unamused by Stiles’ hysterics.

“Should’ve thought about that before you signed up for the class.”

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brittachristmasbot replied to your post: Late night confession- the other night my dad was…

IF WE HAVE PBR IN THE APARTMENT I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER ( because I really like it too xD)

Fuck, it’s gonna happen.

My parents and I had this whole discussion about alcohol preferences (because they grew up chugging, cheap Midwestern beer, where as me and most of our friends prefer hard liquor and mixers) and how it’s all kind of a generational and socio-economic symbol.

Basically what I’m saying is, once I’m out of my parents’ sheltered financial harbor, I’m personally set with livin’ off this year’s birthday stash and PBR without guilt.

brittachristmasbot replied to your post: People keep asking me what my tattoo is about, why…

PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE

Know who did it most recently?

Harvinator.

brittachristmasbot replied to your post: I spent 4 solid hours copying account and phone…

i’m super excited for when we live together because i would’ve already had alcohol in da fridge for you

GURL, I know you would. 

brittachristmasbot replied to your post: flyingskybison replied to your post:…

tw gifs are the best i mean just stiles gifs are the best but you’re seriously lacking in your erica gifs. that flawless bitch

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oh God stiles is the actual best
ALL OF THE ABOVE THINGS ARE TRUE.

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Hi! I'm Emily. I live in the southern US and I'm a college student. This is basically a multifandom blog and I have a pretty wide range of interests.
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