A Deluge of Academic Enthusiasm

itsthecomiclifestyle: bryanthephotogeek: Samantha Bee is a...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:50:10 -0500

bryanthephotogeek:

Samantha Bee is a role model.

amen.

newaindulac: animal-e: PLEASE HELP US!!!!!! REBLOG...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:49:18 -0500

animal-e:

PLEASE HELP US!!!!!! REBLOG THIS!!!!

FINALLY SOMETHING ABOUT BRAZIL’S SITUATION ON MY DASHBOARD

WE’RE LIVING A REVOLUTION! WE’VE BEEN IN AN ALMOST CIVIL WAR STATE FOR TWO WEEKS! WHAT THE HELL, FOREIGNERS? TALK ABOUT US!

aboyandhiswolves: It was a very precious moment while it...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:03:27 -0500

aboyandhiswolves:

It was a very precious moment while it lasted.

loganmcowen: scoutblu: starrypier: MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT DID...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:03:01 -0500

loganmcowen:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

ESCAPE CAKE

ESCAKE

I don’t know, but it was fucking intense, man…

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:35:38 -0500

I don’t know, but it was fucking intense, man…

I walked in just as my sister got to a pretty damn serious part of Shameless. And I just…...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:21:29 -0500

I walked in just as my sister got to a pretty damn serious part of Shameless.

And I just… walked to my room like, “Fuck this, I’m gonna go watch Tintin and eat pancakes, deuces…”

I always think I can face my social anxieties until I’m in the process of facing my social...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:48:25 -0500

I always think I can face my social anxieties until I’m in the process of facing my social anxieties and then I shit my figurative pants.

solidor: Adventure Time with Fionna and Cake #3 Dude, good...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:56:46 -0500

solidor:

Adventure Time with Fionna and Cake #3
Dude, good choice, Fionna.

benedicts-neck-moles: imperialdalek: partyformoriarty: sorry,...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:56:11 -0500

benedicts-neck-moles:

imperialdalek:

partyformoriarty:

sorry, i couldn’t help myself

doo ee oo I’m fucking dying

done, best one

Safety Tips for Men

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:54:11 -0500

manhating-babyeater:

Men, are you worried for your own safety because misandry?

You need to accept that misandry happens in the real world and take some precautions.

Take a self defense class, they’re only a couple hundred dollars a month.

Don’t go out after dark unless you have a woman to chaperone you. Misandrists are less likely to attack if they see you are with another woman.

Don’t wear anything too douchey. If you’re wearing a fedora or a sexist t-shirt, etc. you’re pretty much asking to get attacked. Misandrists can’t control themselves when they see a man in a fedora, their instincts kick in and before they know it they have a dead male corpse in their hands. Just be a good boy and don’t tempt them, okay?

Don’t ever invite a woman into your home. Misandrists will interpret this as you consenting to physical violence.

Drinking increases your risk of being attacked by a misandrist. They target drunk men because their inhibitions are lowered.

Never leave your drink unattended. Misandrists are notorious for poisoning men at parties and bars.

If a misandrist does attack you, be quiet and just let her finish or you might anger her further and you are liable to get murdered instead of just mutilated. But also, be sure to put up a good fight because a lot of men say they don’t want to be attacked by misandrists but deep down, they really like it.

And remember, accusing a woman of abusive misandry is worse than being abused by a misandrist. So before you make accusations, make sure it wasn’t all just a silly misunderstanding.

ildikoneer

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:50:58 -0500

ildikoneer

erinburr: HOMG I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I HAVE BEEN LOOKING...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:49:05 -0500

erinburr:

HOMG I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR FUCKING EVER.

IT IS THE GREATEST WEDDING VIDEO OF ALL TIME.

THANK YOU, REFERENCE CLASS, FOR MAKING GOOGLE MY BITCH.

leap0p: Papers found in Derek’s glovebox

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:43:53 -0500

leap0p:

Papers found in Derek’s glovebox

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: i-am-mr-clever: TH-THEY JUST...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:32:11 -0500

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

i-am-mr-clever:

TH-THEY JUST SHOWED UP OUT OF NOWHERE

smiledesu: Siege #4 Bringing this back for the beauty that is...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:31:56 -0500

smiledesu:

Siege #4

Bringing this back for the beauty that is Billy Kaplan

kitausu: trixter-jake-english: gliber-t: gaylienz: redandblac...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:18:14 -0500

kitausu:

trixter-jake-english:

gliber-t:

gaylienz:

redandblackbicycle:

Found this via reddit

finally something that treats introverts and extroverts as equals

The punctuation is even accurate holy shit

Freaking thank you. Being shy and being an introvert are not the same thing, as well as being obnoxious and being an extrovert.

All of this.

whyamiamusicmajor: mariodelmonaco: life-in-the-flatts-lane: Fo...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:17:08 -0500

whyamiamusicmajor:

mariodelmonaco:

life-in-the-flatts-lane:

Found in the choir room at school. Yet another reason why Schneider is the man

A+

This is incredible

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:42:06 -0500

methodistcoloringbook: well i just spit lemonade all over my...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:38:09 -0500

methodistcoloringbook:

well i just spit lemonade all over my desk

m3ddle: aiwa-sensei: iwasjustkidding: iridescentcatharsis: ma...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:36:42 -0500

m3ddle:

aiwa-sensei:

iwasjustkidding:

iridescentcatharsis:

macmuffinpro:

picnicinparadise:

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!

Why do I learn more about math from Tumblr than my 12+ years of formal education????????

No math teacher ever taught me this trick. Got damn.

This is great and all if you know how to subtract things from 100

This will for sure help me with my developmental classes in community college, thanks Tumblr!!!