Have I ever told you guys, another reason I enjoy working where I do (a high-end women’s clothing boutique, where it’s me and a bunch of mature women with children and families), is because I can use lines they don’t know from TV shows they don’t watch, and they think I’m clever.

Dee: “The list may not have been printed off…”

Mel: “It wasn’t printed off?”

Dee: “Okay, I forgot to print it off.”

Me: “No, you can stick with ‘may not have’; it was a very masterful use of the passive voice.”

Dee: “Was it? Haha, I didn’t even realize! But it’s alright, I’ll own up.”

Hi! I'm Emily. I live in the southern US and I'm a college student. This is basically a multifandom blog and I have a pretty wide range of interests.
I try not to reblog too much that's not of general interest, unless I'm on a kick (which I usually am). Feel free to ask me anything or just pop in and scream into the unjudgmental void of the internet.
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